Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)
The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.
If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves
this is the best video in the entire planet it made me happy when i was crying and sad
god bless the man who will marry my psycho ass one day
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person